Fruit Loop Pie? I'll Allow It.

Hey, everyone. This is my first post under the heading of Rabid Toucan Dance Party. I want to welcome everyone to the new blog. Feel free to follow it, set it as a favorite, leave comments about how you want to take off my pants, it's all good. This is gonna be the most intense avian dancing blog you've ever taken part in reading, for sure. Partly, cause I don't think anyone ever had the idea of toucans dancing before, except maybe Fruit Loops, but we can all look beyond that.

A quick musing: Shepherd's Pie and friends. The only time meat and pie should ever be that close to each other is when they are being used as sexual euphemism. Pie is a delicious food that should not be tampered with. Here are the things you can put in pie: fruit, meringue, chocolate, cream/custard, nuts, and whatever pumpkin is supposed to be. If you put nuts in pie and then cream, you are a pervert. You can top your pie with ice cream or whipped cream. These are the rules of pie....not to be confused with Pi, which can be lumped in with meat pie, on the "Go fuck yourself" list of pies. Numbers should end. So should meat being put in pie. This has been a public service announcement.

Thank you for reading. Go forth and eat. In Dessert We Trust. In Blog We Trust.