Two guys are standing on the street discussing a date the one had the night before.
The guy says "Oh my god, man, she was a total cunt!".
As the words are being spoken, a young woman with a 4 year old daughter is passing and stops. "Hey, do you think you can watch your language? There are children around."
"What, she doesn't know what it means. She's alright."
The sweet little blonde angel says "Cunt!".
"You see what you did?!" the woman exclaims.
He says he'll fix it. The guy kneels down and says "Hey, sweetheart, now don't say that word or you're mommy will beat you and your daddy will be killed."
The woman is horrified, grabs her daughter and starts away angrily, saying "Her father was killed a month ago!"
As they walk away, the guy looks at the girl and says "See? It's already happening!"
And Scene.
That little girl grew up to be the best hooker you ever met.
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This is why you need to watch Dangerous Men. XD
ReplyDeleteOh, and you are a terrible, terrible individual for thinking such dastardly thoughts. *Shakes head*
ReplyDeleteEven moreso for forcing me to do this.. word verification bullshit. T_T
ReplyDeleteThat was splendid
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