Dear Academy Awards,
Please remove yourself from the holocaust's dick. It's getting old. Just get it over with and give Hitler an honorary award, for his contribution to cinema. If Kate Winslet as an illiterate Nazi is a better movie than The Dark Knight, then meat pie is my favorite pie and I don't like Hispanic women. And, don't be fooled. Those things are false. Blame every other pie in the world and Daisy Fuentes, if you must, but it won't change the truth. Maybe you should give awards to movies about other terrible things? Bombing the shit out of Japan perhaps? Oh, yeah, that's right, they don't like to make movies about that. Oh! Ending With A Message! In Your Face, America!
But seriously, give it a rest.
Love,
Anthony
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