Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Something Fun I Learned Today

In America, sea turtles have universal healthcare and I do not. Isn't that fun?

Anyone wanna help me make a human sized shell? I will let you drive my boat that I will buy in the future to match the shoes that I will buy in the future. That sounds like a hypothetical deal to me. Hypothetically, I don't see how you could refuse. Parenthetically, (I was just told that peeing on a regular retriever to make it golden would be wrong. I say it's more of a moral gray area and an all around clever concept.)

2 comments:

  1. Make the move to Canada... we pretend we're not socialists but we have free healthcare... :)

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  2. Hahahahaha. A moral gray area.

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